"Prelude To A Crawl" m. Les Claypool, Larry Lalonde, Jay Lane Green Naugahyde (2011) Instrumental "Hennepin Crawler" m. Les Claypool, Larry Lalonde, Jay Lane l. Les Claypool Green Naugahyde (2011) Well you can ride the hennenpin crawler for a dollar, peddle it around the world You can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar, impress them steam punk girls If you ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar, you'll feel that burn in your thigh Cause when you ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar, you get to touch that pie in the sky He'll show his crusty old pickle for a nickel, must say I'd rather not He tried to show a girl off of florence street, he's damn lucky he didn't get caught Fell asleep on night with a lit cigarette as he tried to drink away his pain When a fireman doused his burnt out shack, all they found was a greasy stain Go go go go go go go go go Now you can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar and peddle your cares away You ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar, you best be prepared to pay Cause when you ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar, there's no friends or cuttin' deals You can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar, sweat's gonna grease them wheels Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go He tried to buy a lotta ore for a quarter, way back in the olden days He sold his soul for a donut hole, he could muster the nerve to ask for a raise She sold sea shells and other things, down by the old sea shore When she sold her song to a beer commercial, she looked like a filthy whore, haha Go go go go go go go Now you can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar, peddle it around the world You can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar, impress them steam punk girls You can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar, you feel that burn in your thigh Cause when you ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar, you get to bite that pie in the sky You get to bite that pie in the sky, you get to bite that pie in the sky You get to bite that pie in the sky, you get to bite that pie in the sky Go go go go go go go go Hennepin, hennepin crawler, hennepin, hennepin crawler, hennepin, hennepin crawler You can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar "Last Salmon Man (Fisherman's Chronicles, Part IV)" m. Les Claypool, Larry Lalonde, Jay Lane l. Les Claypool Green Naugahyde (2011) The river water diverts to other places to nurture central valley seeds The northern waters that sloshes desert fairways, fulfill So-Cal golfers needs The mighty Chinook that used to run the rivers to the grounds where they would spawn Thin in numbers as the tributaries wane, pretty soon they'll all be gone Jimmy Mac runs the trawler of his father, who got it passed down from his Pa Three closed seasons and a banknote on his shoulder, now Jimmy's hidin' from the law Jimmy watched, as the bulk of the fleet, sold their boats and moved away But after the stroke, he promised to his father, he'd do his best to stay in Bodega Bay He remembered the days when his father used to show him how to set the tend all the gear With his hand upon his shoulder, he looked out at the water, said, "Son it is my fear, that you'll be the Last Salmon Man." You're the Last Salmon Man, you're the Last Salmon Man, you're the Last Salmon Man, from the MacGonagle clan 2010, they re-opened North Cal. waters to the salmon chasing slew Four straight days Jimmy trolled the jagged coastline, but the fish were far and few Jimmy watched as the bulk of the fleet packed their boats and moved away But on his death bed, he promised to his father, he'd do his best to stay in Bodega Bay Bodega Bay, Bodega Bay, Bodega Bay, Bodega Bay, Bodega Bay He remembered the days when his father used to show him how to set the tend all the gear With his hand upon his shoulder, he looked out at the water, said, "Son it is my fear, that you'll be the Last Salmon Man." Last Salmon Man, he's the Last Salmon Man, he's the Last Salmon Man He's the Last Salmon Man from the MacGonagle clan "Eternal Consumption Engine" m. Les Claypool, Larry Lalonde, Jay Lane l. Les Claypool Green Naugahyde (2011) Ohh I like it, Ohh man I like it I like it, I think I'm gonna like it, I like it, I think I'm gonna like it I like it, I really really like it, I think I'm gonna buy cause I really really like it Sell me something, sell me something Ohh I like it, I really really like it, I like it, I really really like it I like it, I think I'm gonna buy it, I think I'm gonna buy cause I really really like it Eternal Consumption Engine, here in the USA Eternal Consumption Engine, sure do like to spend our pay Eternal Consumption Engine, more I make the more I'll buy Eternal Consumption Engine, slingin' out the slices of American Pie Eternal Consumption Engine, every time I get a little bit bored Eternal Consumption Engine, head to the Wally-Mart store Eternal Consumption Engine, livin' high on the greasy hog Eternal Consumption Engine, as long as they don't deport my job Eternal Consumption Engine, cause everything is made in China Eternal Consumption Engine, everything nowadays is made in China Eternal Consumption Engine, Eternal Consumption Engine Eternal Consumption Engine, Eternal Consumption Engine Eternal Consumption Engine, Eternal Consumption Engine Eternal Consumption Engine, Eternal Consumption Engine (Everything's made in China) Eternal Consumption Engine (Everything's made in China) Eternal Consumption Engine (Everything's made in China) Eternal Consumption Engine (Everything's made in China) Eternal Consumption Engine Everything's made in China, everything's made in China Everything's made in China, everything nowadays is made in China "Tragedy's A' Comin'" m. Les Claypool, Larry Lalonde, Jay Lane l. Les Claypool Green Naugahyde (2011) Tragedy's A' Comin' and I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside, there's no place to run and hide Tragedy's A' Comin' and I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside, damn my bastard pride From the middle of nowhere he rides it all alone From the edges of somewhere he's grindin' flesh and bone From the fringes of darkness he breathes a steady hand And the tinges of poison come seeping from his glands Tragedy's A' Comin' and I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside, there's no place to run and hide Tragedy's A' Comin' and I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside, damn my bastard pride If you ask him nicely, perhaps he'll go away Just move politely and beg him not to stay With a mouth full of garbage he spits into your eye And an ear full of pity he'll teach you how to die Tragedy's A' Comin' and I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside, there's no place to run and hide Tragedy's A' Comin' and I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside, damn my bastard pride She stands before us with a Bible in her grasp When she opens her mouth up you can hear the wretched rasp Like a bucket of barnacles she's abrasive to the skin Like the ignorant masses that hope someday she'll win Tragedy's A' Comin' and I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside, there's no place to run and hide Tragedy's A' Comin' and I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside, damn my bastard pride Tragedy's poundin' hard against your door And the cancer's eating at your inner core And you're feeling helpless, can't control the game Do you fade away softly or go out in a ball of flames, cause Tragedy's A' Comin' and I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside, there's no place to run and hide Tragedy's A' Comin' and I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside, damn my bastard pride "Eyes of The Squirrel" m. Les Claypool, Larry Lalonde, Jay Lane l. Les Claypool Green Naugahyde (2011) The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching, the Eyes of the Squirrel are watching The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching Barry swing his bat Piano playing cats, big mouth drunken whores The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching drama that's for free On reality TV, where's that tuna casserole The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching, the Eyes of the Squirrel are watching The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching as we change our minds At least a half a dozen times, I will lead the revolution The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching the oil's constant flow Through the Gulf of Mexico, anyone for battered shrimp? The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching, the Eyes of the Squirrel are watching The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching some idiot start to fester Where he shot that child molester, some call him hero, some call him con The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching another arrogant Ass Says he's got an N word pass, what the hell's an N word pass The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching, the Eyes of the Squirrel are watching The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching Brad and Angeline Expand their family, who's gonna be the next Octomom The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching Obama wave his pecker At the infrastructure wreckers, sayin' what you gonna do about that gun control The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching, the Eyes of the Squirrel are watching "Jilly's On Smack" m. Les Claypool, Larry Lalonde, Jay Lane l. Les Claypool Green Naugahyde (2011) Jilly's on smack, and she won't be comin' back, no she won't be comin' back for the holidays Jilly's on smack, and she won't be comin' back, no she won't be comin' back for the holidays Jilly left home, went to pick her own bone, she made her own in the marketplace Now Jilly's on smack, and she won't be comin' back, no she won't be comin' back for these holidays Now Jilly's on smack, and she won't be comin' back, no she won't be comin' back for the holidays Jilly had a smile that spanned over a mile, she left him standing in the aisles of the big parade Jilly always phoned her mother, emailed daily to her brother, til she took a junkie lover and began to fade Now Jilly's on smack, and she won't be comin' back, no she won't be comin' back for the holidays Jilly's on smack and she won't be comin' back, no she won't be comin' back for the holidays Jilly's on smack and she won't be comin' back, no she won't be comin' back for them holidays "Lee Van Cleef" m. Les Claypool, Larry Lalonde, Jay Lane l. Les Claypool Green Naugahyde (2011) Got a classic Red Ryder at Rocky Camp, out in ol' Hat Creek Lookin' for jaybirds left and right, try and knock 'em up out the tree Everybody I know's watchin' Clint, they all like watchin' Clint All the little snypes want to be like Clint, they all want to be like Clint But I want to be like Lee Van Cleef, ya know I want to be like Lee What ever happened to Lee Van Cleef? What ever happened to Lee? A yellow Studebaker with a 302, a seat of green naugahyde I put a couple of dings in that pickup truck, a few more dents in his pride At Hilltop Drive-in they're watchin' Clint, they all like watchin' Clint On the big screen they want to see old Clint, they all want to see old Clint But I want to see Lee Van Cleef, ya know I like to see old Lee What ever happened to Lee Van Cleef? What ever happened to Lee? Now the Studebaker's gone and Lee's passed on, Clint's still as sharp as can be The Hilltop Drive-in is an auto mall, but no one's built over Lee We all get a kick out of watchin' Clint, we all get a kick out of Clint There ain't never been one quite like Clint, there's really only one Clint But I really did like Lee Van Cleef, I sure did really like Lee What ever happened to Lee Van Cleef? What ever happened to Lee? We still get a kick out of watchin' Clint, we all get a kick out of Clint There ain't never been one quite like Clint, there's really only one Clint I always did like Lee Van Cleef, always did like Lee Nobody's steely like Lee Van Cleef, what ever happened to Lee? What ever happened to Lee Van Cleef? Don't forget about Lee "Moron TV" m. Les Claypool, Larry Lalonde, Jay Lane l. Les Claypool Green Naugahyde (2011) Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang She feeds her face with cheddar balls as my brain cells start to pop She licks her fingers, stares away, her IQ slowly drops I pry my eyes as best I can from that big electric stain She feeds her face with cheddar balls and crams more nonsense in her brain Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang Just when I thought I'd seen it all, they pull a cretin from the shelves And flash that filth under their nails to make us feel better about ourselves As they ooze across the screen, like a pustule glutted troll We fill our coffers full of gold and praise the skill of asshole Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang More on TV, there's gotta be more on TV There's gotta be more on TV than just Moron TV More on TV, there's gotta be more on TV There's gotta be more on TV than just Moron TV More on TV, there's gotta be more on TV There's gotta be more on TV than just Moron TV Well that one's fit for a sex tape, well that one's fit for a dad Well that one had more babies than anyone's ever had That one married a rock star, that made all little girls squeal And that one want to be president cause she's got more eye appeal Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang More on TV, there's gotta be more on TV There's gotta be more on TV than just Moron TV More on TV, there's gotta be more on TV There's gotta be more on TV than just Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang "Green Ranger" m. Les Claypool, Larry Lalonde, Jay Lane l. Les Claypool Green Naugahyde (2011) I took a ride with the Green Ranger, stepped up and showed me lots of things He'd liquefy my eye and slice it up like pie, now at night my right ear always rings I took a ride with the Green Ranger, things were not quite what I had thought The Nevada city fire turned my nostril hairs to wire, that's the night I nearly lost the plot It electrifies the night, it magnifies the sight, watch out or you might just lose the plot Who wants to ride with the Green Ranger? Who wants to ride with the Green Ranger? Who wants to ride with the Green Ranger? Who wants to ride with the Green Ranger? "HOINFODAMAN" m. Les Claypool, Larry Lalonde, Jay Lane l. Les Claypool Green Naugahyde (2011) How bout one of them footlong sandwiches, got some tasty cola round here Wow...look at that Chevy go, she's faster than greased up lightnin' Soda pops and pimple cream will proudly kick you down the green Just coat your cred with Vaseline and shove it up your ass Used to be a pimp, but now I'm HOINFODAMAN, I'm HOINFODAMAN, I'm HOINFODAMAN I used to be a pimp, but now I'm HOINFODAMAN, I'm Ho'n for the advertising, advertising man Ohh man that a juicy burger, crispy on them fries please Used to be a pimp, but now I'm HOINFODAMAN, I'm HOINFODAMAN, I'm HOINFODAMAN I used to be a pimp, but now I'm HOINFODAMAN, I'm Ho'n for the advertising, advertising man He used to be a pimp, but now he's HOINFODAMAN, he's HOINFODAMAN, he's HOINFODAMAN He used to be a pimp, but now he's HOINFODAMAN, he's Ho'n for the advertising, advertising man Now soda pops and pimple cream will always kick you down the green But the worst thing about ol' Charlie Sheen is when Haynes, they sold his ass Used to be a pimp, now I'm HOINFODAMAN, I'm HOINFODAMAN, I'm HOINFODAMAN Used to be a pimp, but now I'm HOINFODAMAN, I'm Ho'n for the advertising, advertising man He used to be a pimp, but now he's HOINFODAMAN, he's HOINFODAMAN, he's HOINFODAMAN He used to be a pimp, but now he's HOINFODAMAN, he's Ho'n for the advertising, advertising man "Extinction Burst" m. Les Claypool, Larry Lalonde, Jay Lane l. Les Claypool Green Naugahyde (2011) Today is going to be the greatest day of your life Today is going to be the greatest day of your life Today is going to be the greatest day of your life With a head full of pancakes, a gut full of rot, he shoots from the hip, for one final... Extinction Burst, Extinction Burst, Extinction Burst, Extinction Burst He ran like a Bastard and jumped like an ape, he left the crowd cheering, his one final... Extinction Burst, Extinction Burst, Extinction Burst, Extinction Burst Extinction Burst, Extinction Burst, Extinction Burst, Extinction Burst Randy's thrown fastballs like man's never known, Kobayashi ate hotdogs to take the throne The avocado is shedding it's pit, beef on a pancake, your dream don't mean shit Extinction Burst, Extinction Burst, Extinction Burst, Extinction Burst Today is going to be the greatest day of your life Today is going to be the day you get up on your heels and fight In the face of all that you disdain you will burn so bright Extinction Burst "Salmon Men" m. Les Claypool, Larry Lalonde, Jay Lane Green Naugahyde (2011) Instrumental