"Conspiranoia"
m. Les Claypool, Larry Lalonde, Tim "Herb" Alexander
l. Les Claypool

Conspiranoid (2022)


Lloyd Boyd was conspiranoid, barking chemtrails in the skies
Claiming Bill Gates had put microchips in all the chicken pot pies
Launching himself in his lawn chair, proving the earth was flat
Microwaving his burritos, now he always wears his tinfoil hat
Conspiranoia, conspiranoia, conspiranoia
Marion Barrion, contrarian, felt Doctor Tony was selling her lies
So, to keep from getting the big bad flu, she sprinkled cat urine into her eyes
With garlic cloves in her nostrils and dryer sheets taped to her head
Marion Barrion, contrarian, is now stinking up a hospital bed
Conspiranoia, conspiranoia, conspiranoia
You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make him drink
You can guide a fool towards logic, but you'll rarely make him think
Be wary of conspiranoia as purveyors abound
For an open mind to open, spills its cont?nts on the ground
Conspiranoia, conspiranoia, conspiranoia, conspiranoia, conspiranoia, conspiranoia
Let me t?ll you something about Betty White, that the lame-stream media won't report
She died of a COVID booster shot, she was also Barbara Bush's secret sister
Cow dung will protect everyone, it's scientifically proven that cow dung is anti-radiation
This is a chip that can be used in mobile phones to reduce radiation, it'll safeguard people against diseases
Which leads us to chemtrails, scientists and governments are seeding the atmosphere
Implementing biological warfare and population control and geoengineering a race of superhuman Jews
We are ruled by a race of extraterrestrial beings who came to Earth around five hundred thousand years ago
In order to mine gold, they are a race of blood-drinking, shape-shifting alien reptiles and have infiltrated the Bush family
Margaret Thatcher, Bob Hope, and the British royals, among others, JFK Jr. is alive and well
He did not die in a plane crash off the coast of Martha's Vineyard in '99
He's gonna appear here in Dealey Plaza, 58 years after his father's assassination
To announce that he'll be Donald Trump's running mate in 2024
The Earth is not a sphere and evidence has been faked or suppressed
To hide the fact that it is instead a disk or a single infinite plane
GPS devices are rigged to make aircraft pilots wrongly believe that they are flying around the globe
The Camp Fire in California destroyed over a hundred and fifty-three thousand acres
Eighteen thousand structures, resulting (Conspirinoia)
If it was caused by a downed power line, why did numerous witnesses (Conspirinoia)
Do you really believe it's coincidence that the fires also burned the areas of Jerry Brown's projected seventy-seven (Cosnpirinoia)
Million-dollar high speed railway project (Conspirinoia) (Conspirinoia)
'Cause I don't, not when the evidence is right in front of our faces, Jewish space lasers


"Follow The Fool"
m. Les Claypool, Larry Lalonde, Tim "Herb" Alexander
l. Les Claypool

Conspiranoid (2022)


Look at that there fool talkin' lots of shine, to turkeys in the rain filling heads with brine
A fancy little fool with fancy little ways, churning bullshit into butter 'cause butter always pays
But who's the bigger fool? Is it the fool? Is it the fool who follows the fool?
Is it the fool who follows the fool who follows the fool?
Or the fool who follows the fool who follows the fool who follows the fool who follows the fool
Who follows the fool who follows the fool who follows the-
Look at that there fool playing dirty tricks, he must be made of Teflon 'cause nothing ever sticks
Dancing 'round the room while farting in the breeze, friends huff it down like it's American cheese
So who's the bigger fool? Is it the fool? Is it the fool who follows the fool?
Is it the fool who follows the fool who follows the fool?
Or the fool who follows the fool who follows the fool who follows the fool who follows the fool
Who follows the fool who follows the fool who follows-
Look at that there fool still talkin' shine, if he don't get his way, he'll bitch and piss and whine
He can't complete a sentence, can barely complete a thought, a mouth so full of lies, you'd think his tongue would surely rot
But who's the bigger fool? Is it the fool? Is it the fool who follows the fool?
Is it the fool who follows the fool who follows the fool?
Or the fool who follows the fool who follows the fool who follows the fool who follows the fool
Who follows the fool who follows the fool?
The fool who follows the fool who follows the fool who follows the fool
Who follows the fool who follows the fool who follows the fool who follows the fool


"Erin On The Side of Caution"
m. Les Claypool, Larry Lalonde, Tim "Herb" Alexander
l. Les Claypool

Conspiranoid (2022)


Uh-huh, uh-huh Ow, you think you can, ow, wiggle through a minefield
Well, he'll be damned if he's goin' to step on a "plan-dama-peel"
He's well inclined to thumb down a bug he's squashin'
Oh, but never mind (ha, ha), about Erin on the side of caution, no
And we're panties down, tongue dancin' out in front of the crowd
Conspiranoid (huh), makin' savage cynical, loud and proud
A bag a-beans (Hoo-ha, huh), only meant for corn-hole tossin'
Express yourself while Erin on the side of caution
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
Ow, inoculate, oh, cover your face with a rag
Procrastinate (Hoo-ha, look out), sell another coupla' body bags
Oh, wash your mind (He-he, he-ha) from the rabbit hole of Macintoshin'
Be responsible (Hoo-hoo-hoo-ha), try Erin on the side of caution
Uh-huh, uh-huh, I'ma Erin on the side of caution
Uh-huh, uh-huh (Huh-huh). I'ma Erin on the side of caution
Uh-huh, uh-huh (Huh-ha), I'ma Erin on the side of caution
Uh-huh, uh-huh, Uh-huh, uh-huh (Oof), Erin on the side of caution